My phone rang yesterday afternoon shortly after I got home. Recognizing the number, I simply answered, "Hey!"
The person on the other end of the line said, "I'm watching your baby mastur.bate right now and it's freaking me out."
It was my dear friend, Mr. X. The one who keeps trying to convince me that, male or female, Yoko is the best possible name I could give the baby. (He still sometimes refers to Viva as Yoko.) He was referring to the little widget I put on the blog, over there to the right, which shows the "this is how your baby might look RIGHT NOW" image. I guess the umbilical cord is wigging him out.
When I went looking for a widget to put on there, I actually wanted something more like a pregnancy countdown. Maybe I'll take the weird spooky baby off. It is a little squicky.
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I told him that was the baby's cord but you know his hearing's not quite right. And that's in addition to his selective hearing!
You know, that selective hearing must come in handy. It explains so much.
I am fascinated by the weird floating baby. I want to add one to my page, too.
Feel free to use my baby's date, unless you are having your own. The due date is technically Nov. 5th, but they'll be delivering early becauase I will have to have a C-section.
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